NASH, ELLIOT CODY

[elliot c. nash]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width:450px; padding:10px;] ignore this here [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width:200px; height:300px; overflow:auto; vertical-align:top;] elliot c. nash, twenty four, local, daniel jones last outgoing text messages - "hey kenny, i'm going to be home late tonight. i got held up at the office. don't wait up for me. love you." -"bridget, i'm going to come see autumn tonight. i'll be there around six?" -"she pierced her vag and bitches about it hurting since it's healing. why the fuck do you think i'm not sleeping with her?" -"hey ant, congrats on the nfl draft." -"i'm taking you to dinner, kendra. be ready at seven." -"i'm currently getting screamed out because you were stupid enough to leave your panties at my house, bitch." formspring your wife is SO HOT yeah i know she is. thank you. you're kind of an asshole and i have been since i could talk. go away. how long have you been married/can we fuck? three years and sure, why not. YOUR EYES LGJSDKFJG i hope this is a good thing. why do you cheat on your wife so much? what i do with other women isn't any of your concern. who's ant? ant is my older brother, anthony. he just got drafted by the nfl and, frankly, he's part of the reason why i'm such an asshole. he beat me up all the time when we were kids. he's a good guy though. what's your biggest fear? losing kendra. five facts about elliot 001. he has a daughter named autumn - "but her mother isn't kendra. actually, kendra doesn't even know about her. autumn's mother is one of my best friends and when kendra was gone visiting family or something right before we got married, i slept with bridget and knocked her up. i go and visit as much as i can because, well, autumn is my daughter. i haven't told kendra yet because...well. i just don't think it'll go over all that well. i'm already miserable enough." 002. he works as a music producer - "when i was in high school, i always wanted to be in a band. of course, with my luck, that didn't go over so well and with the whole kendra thing, i ended up dropping that idea and going to school for music engineering. i graduated when i was twenty two and got a job working for a friend of my dad's so. i can't complain. i'm happy." 003. he smokes weed - "and i smoke a lot of it. it's what i do to relax and unwind after a long day, especially since lately all i come home to is fighting. it pisses me off and i think, honestly, without weed, i'd be way more violent than i am." 004. he hates shark week - "i have no idea why people get so fucking excited to watch a bunch of programs on sharks. hell, i bet 99% of them don't actually watch the shows. what's so cool about sitting around and watching a bunch of carnivorous fish go around eating things and ripping limbs off people? it's stupid and it can go burn in hell with hipsters." 005. he doesn't regret getting married - "i know this sound stupid because i cheat on kendra all the time...but i like being married. it's nice coming home to someone and when we're not fighting, we actually get along really well. i really do love her - shocking, i know - and i can't imagine life without her. which is probably why i hide things like autumn from her. i don't want her getting mad and leaving. which she probably should do. but hasn't. god, my life is fucked up." personality elliot is that guy who tends to be a bit more reserved than he probably needs to be, but he's so easily amused that he will be laughing in no time. he's the type of person who likes to be in control over everything, from his wife to his secrets, to stupid little things like where he's eating for lunch and if the song is going to have that extra bit of autotune. he hates being told what to do and when people try, he tends to rebel by doing more of what they don't want him to. he loves getting a reaction out of people and he's known to be a button pusher if you even begin to show signs of any type of response. he's a total attention and thrill seeker, part of the reason why he hasn't tried very hard to hide the fact he's cheating on kendra...a lot. elliot hates talking about feelings, so instead, he just gets angry and he has a very quick temper that will flare up over stupid things. however, while he does seem like an asshole, he can be a complete charmer and a total sweetheart when he needs to be. he likes hugs and he loves to laugh. he can be super friendly to those who are super friendly to him; he has a rather bad habit of golden ruling it up, but to be honest, he just doesn't care. history elliot was born in december to angela and brian nash. he was their second child and second son; his older brother, anthony, was a year and a half older than him. elliot's life was easy from the get go; his parents had money and they weren't going to spare any expense for him. however, due to their jobs, they were always busy and always irritated when they came home, which in conjunction with anthony's decision to treat elliot like crap, turned elliot's personality on the sour route. as he grew up, he was in his older brother's shadow, which was fine with the young elliot. he was happy being quiet which left him to pursue his own things, which usually consisted of music of some sort. in high school, he toyed with the idea of creating his own band with his friends, which he did a few times. it was also in high school when he met kendra, the crazy girl with a severe attitude problem, who he would eventually marry. they were super off and on, always fighting one minute but making up and being cute the next. they eventually married, vegas style, and moved in together after high school where things just went from ok to worse. not long after his twenty first birthday, elliot slept with his female best friend, which resulted in her becoming pregnant. of course, elliot didn't tell kendra and it's been a secret he's been keeping for the past three years. he visits her as much as possible, usually lying to kendra in order to go spend a few days playing daddy. he's not really sure if he wants her to find out; after all, his life is already hell since she found out about him cheating. he doesn't want to imagine what it would become if she found out about his child lark -- twenty -- five years